{"title":"Desk \u0026 Shelf","description":"\u003cp\u003eAcrylic standees, the Spring Autumn Cicada relic block, the Five Regions desk mat and the Nine Ranks bookmark.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"five-regions-desk-mat","title":"Five Regions Desk Mat","description":"\u003cp\u003eA map of the Gu world as the novel lays it out: a great sea to the east, a desert to the west, grassland to the north and mountains to the south, with Central Continent in the middle of all four (ch 334). Each region is sealed by its own regional wall, and two walls stand back to back at every border (ch 710). The Saint wall is white light with gold flickering inside (ch 710). The Licorice wall is green fog with wild grass twining through it (ch 710). The Miasma wall is purple-black and misty (ch 1556). The Blue Water wall is a deep blue screen joining heaven and earth (ch 1253). The Raging Flame wall is shown only in red, the one detail the novel gives (ch 1043).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlaced landmarks include Tian Ti Mountain at the center of Central Continent (ch 419) and the Red, Jade and Yellow Dragon Rivers of the Southern Border with their whirlpool crossings (ch 1347). Solid markers show positions the novel states; hollow markers show positions given only by fan sources. An inset shows the heavens as they stand by day: White Heaven, where Heavenly Court stands, lies directly above the five regions with Black Heaven above it, and by night the two trade places (ch 466, 1409). The map is not to scale; north is up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSize: 31.5 × 15.5 in (80 × 39.4 cm)\nThickness: about 2.5 mm (0.1 in), with a stitched edge\nPolyester top with a natural rubber backing\nFull-color print across the whole surface\nMade to order\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpoiler note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Contains world details from throughout the novel (up to ch 2067). No character fates are revealed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUnofficial fan-made merchandise inspired by Reverend Insanity by Gu Zhen Ren. 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The standee shows the cicada in this healthy state on a plinth printed RANK SIX · IMMORTAL GU. It pairs with the Giant Sun and Spectral Soul standees.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSize: 4 × 6 in (10.2 × 15.2 cm), cut to the figure's outline\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMaterial: acrylic, with a stand\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFull-color print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpoiler note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Early chapters only (ch 1–23).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUnofficial fan-made merchandise inspired by Reverend Insanity by Gu Zhen Ren. 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There is no beard, halo or jewelry. The plinth reads IMMORTAL VENERABLE · LUCK PATH. It pairs with the Spring Autumn Cicada and Spectral Soul standees.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSize: 4 × 6 in (10.2 × 15.2 cm), cut to the figure's outline\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMaterial: acrylic, with a stand\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFull-color print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpoiler note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Contains late-novel spoilers (through ch 2314).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUnofficial fan-made merchandise inspired by Reverend Insanity by Gu Zhen Ren. Not affiliated with the author or publishers.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":67668868431908,"sku":"80208697921876156440","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0815\/6643\/3316\/files\/13248437681695523243_2048.jpg?v=1791917920"},{"product_id":"spectral-soul-demon-venerable-acrylic-standee","title":"Spectral Soul Demon Venerable Acrylic Standee","description":"\u003cp\u003eSpectral Soul Demon Venerable in his soul form, as described in the novel (ch 443, 1011). The front head has dragon horns, a lion's mane, snake eyes and elephant tusks. The left head has a peach-colored forehead, hair like grass and three flower-like eyes. The right head has a fringe of clouds, eyes like lightning, ears like fire and a golden mouth. Blood-red light shines from his eyes (ch 1011).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHis arms are dark like ink, five hundred on each side, with ghostly hands among them (ch 1011). At standee scale the thousand arms are suggested as tiers rather than counted. The lower body dissolves into storm cloud. The plinth reads DEMON VENERABLE · SOUL PATH. It pairs with the Spring Autumn Cicada and Giant Sun standees.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSize: 4 × 6 in (10.2 × 15.2 cm), cut to the figure's outline\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMaterial: acrylic, with a stand\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFull-color print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpoiler note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Contains mid-novel spoilers (ch 1011).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUnofficial fan-made merchandise inspired by Reverend Insanity by Gu Zhen Ren. Not affiliated with the author or publishers.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":67668871479332,"sku":"19121856603886061109","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0815\/6643\/3316\/files\/1701119812781356605_2048.jpg?v=1791917952"},{"product_id":"nine-ranks-essence-bookmark","title":"Nine Ranks Essence Bookmark","description":"\u003cp\u003eA ladder of a Gu Master's essence, from Rank 9 at the top down to Rank 1. The primeval ranks show their four stages from initial to peak: green copper (ch 80), red steel (ch 94, 115, 145), white silver (ch 312), yellow gold (ch 331, 344, 358, 424) and purple crystal (ch 379). The immortal ranks give each bead's worth in immortal essence stones: green grape, 1 (ch 2228); red date, 100 (ch 1202); white litchi, 10,000 (ch 1644); and yellow apricot, 1,000,000 (ch 2228).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe color names come from the novel. The swatches are our renderings of those names, since the novel gives no color values. The yellow apricot bead is drawn slightly larger, apricot-shaped and orange-yellow, as described (ch 2215). A footnote explains the abbreviation IES (immortal essence stone).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSize: 1.25 × 5 in (31.7 × 127 mm), rounded top\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMaterial: aluminum with a white face, with a U-shaped page slot\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrint: dye-sublimated, single-sided\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpoiler note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Contains late-novel details (ranks 8–9, to ch 2228).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUnofficial fan-made merchandise inspired by Reverend Insanity by Gu Zhen Ren. 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They are decorative.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe stele stands on a red cornice and a black inscription plinth. The plinth reads SPRING AUTUMN CICADA, RANK SIX · IMMORTAL GU, and the line \"In short, it is the ability to be reborn.\" (ch 1). A flat foot lets it stand on its own on a shelf or desk. 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The cover reads GU MASTER'S Aperture, REFINEMENT JOURNAL, with the line \"A sphere sheathed in flowing white light; within it, the primeval sea.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 5.5 × 8.5 in hardcover notebook\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover: black, with a full-color 3 × 5 in printed front panel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInside: 80 lined, cream-colored pages; elastic closure, ribbon marker and expandable inner pocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUnofficial fan-made merchandise inspired by Reverend Insanity by Gu Zhen Ren. 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